Blink

Sat, 10 Jun 2006 18:14:39 GMT

look at me all still being able to use this journal ...i'm special and what not

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 04:46:53 GMT

I am starting a new journal because I really don't like this one. I just never got around to creating a new one. I really still haven't besides the name. Ok, anyway if you wish to add me, please feel free. I shall not take it personal if you choose not to. I know most of you added me thinking you were getting the journal of a carefree superfreaky transvestite so I'll forgive you for not loving the real me. :) *cries just a little*

ok so here's my new blank journal grabme

anyone else think they look similar?

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 19:36:44 GMT

Fri, 03 Jun 2005 19:25:31 GMT

life sucks
people suck
i suck

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 02:11:55 GMT

Major accomplishment of my life as of late is that I've lost 37 pounds. Can I get a *oh dear lord, hell ya??!!*?

Yeah so I have like 40 more pounds to lose to not be a chubby vegan girl but I'm getting there.

So now I have two major accomplishments going on for me at the ripe old age of 28, my kid and my chub loss.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 18:03:42 GMT

hello white socks

this song is deep

meer neer neer neer

pay no attention to the tele behind the rocker

light blue jeans + student guitar = HARDCORE!!

thumbs up...RARRRRRRRRRRR!!

stars of the dope show

crazy hair day at school

really real shane

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:33:49 GMT

what's an lj cut?

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:18:55 GMT

Put a wig on a kid and he wants ta bust up the joint.

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 13:40:27 GMT

So here comes "turkey day". Stupid name gives me nasty little chills whenever I hear someone say it.

Anyway, I think I'll make some tofurky, green beans, mashed potatoes/gravy,some hot rolls,a few pumpkin pies with soy dream ice cream on top, um, and maybe a cherry pie.
I'm such a boring vegan.
Anyone ever find a vegan whipped cream that is yummy? That hip whip shit is naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:14:55 GMT

The quality of mercy is not strained;
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath. It is twice blessed--
It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 18:08:34 GMT

Saw The Stepford Wives the other day. It sucked.
Watched "Big Fish" the other day. It was a lovely movie.

Wed, 03 Nov 2004 20:14:19 GMT

Darkness falls over the earth. I cannot see the sun beyond the fifty million foot Bush demon monkey that grew up like a bean stalk last night. Be afraid, be very afraid.

lj over here...lj over there

Thu, 28 Oct 2004 15:15:07 GMT

Hey anyone who reads my journal. I don't really have anything on my mind that I feel the urge to share with my journal but I just wanted to ..I guess kind of apologize for not updating in so long. But not really apologize...just something like an apology. I feel like an apology for not updating would seem kind of arrongant as if my entries matter to anyone. No, I am not reaaching for comments saying "oh your entries do matter, i read them ..blah blah blah" That would be reaching..and I'm not doing that...so WHAT AM I DOING? I guess I'm just saying hey to anyone who may pass by my journal. If you don't update your journal then you start to fall out of the lj loop...and we can't have that. :)

you wish you were like me....easily amused

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 19:11:12 GMT

penis woman

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 12:24:00 GMT

I didn't know you could smoke wormwood...i don't know much about it at all but i came across this link to an ebay auction which i kind of think is funny

Have any of you ever smoked it?
This auctions suggests you do.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5519980980&rd=1

When something dumb happens you HAVE to write about it in your livejournal, right?

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 00:53:55 GMT

A chick was at my house. There was a knock at my door. I told her it was probably one of her kids so she gets up to go get it and jokingly says..it's the cops, then she looks through the peep hole and is like "oh my gosh it actually is a cop"

The cop tells me that my EIGHT YEAR OLD child is in the back seat of his police car. He proceeds to tell me that my kid threatened to kill some six year old kid with a hammer. (chance had gotten a hammer fifteen minutes earlier so some guy could use it for something). Of course my instant reaction is to get pissed that he put my kid in a police car especailly when the cop is using dumb phrases like "terrorist threat". Uh ok.

Anyway...he says he could have taken him to a juvenile hall blah blah blah. I am not tottally irate which is amazing but i am kind of rude but this is just soooooo stupid that I just couldn't even muster up any major anger.

I guess the cop just happened to be out there when this happened. What happened was that the little kid was saying to my kid "i'm gonna punch you in the face" and chance said "do you want me to hit you with this hammer" Chance says they were laughing and he wasn't saying it aggressively. The kid sees the cop, runs over and tells him chance said he was going to kill him with a hammer, cop puts my kid in the back of a police car, cop comes upstairs to tell me chance is in the back of a police car and why.

The cop says he knows chance is a good kid but he thinks he has a tendency to instigate which is kind of true. Chance is kind of a dorky little smartass and has an odd sense of humor ....sort of like his mother.

Anyway....I go downstairs with cop to get chance...chanse is sweating and doing that sniffle gulp thing because he had been crying, there of course were people around the car talking to him but he was just sitting there not saying a word.

Cop lets him out, he hugs me while crying, I comfort him and tell him that he needs to be careful how he uses his words blah blah blah.

Cop comes back upstairs to get chance's satement...cop sort of apologizes but says he has to do his job.....

god..an eight year old in a fucking cop car for something so dumb...i felt so sorry for him but i suppose it will be a good lesson in the long run not to be so free with running his mouth....

the whole "terrorist threat" comment was ridiculous

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 20:16:05 GMT

oh man....see someone just posted a list of seriously fucked up pictures..and i would just like to say that there is one that i didn't even post because it's just that disturbing...if you really want to see...ask ..i'll direct you to the site

Fri, 10 Sep 2004 20:12:53 GMT

ok so here's another nasty photo for you...

i guess this is just going to be something i do now :)

i haven't been seeking these things out...I SWEAR...not that i wouldn't just for shock value...but i haven't been...but when i come across them...i'm just going to post them

http://lemonparty.org/ this is kind of funny ..but without a doubt disturbing

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 20:31:00 GMT

If the other picture I showed disturbed you then DO NOT click on the link below.

OH I WISH ID NEVER SEEN

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/hallyvaux/buttsex.jpg

HOT SAUCING? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 23:39:44 GMT

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/GMA/Living/Hot_Saucing_Discipline_040824-1.html

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 17:13:08 GMT

I want to put him in my pocket

This is so horrible

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 19:14:08 GMT

Sadly stories like this are just not shocking anymore, they are nonetheless very very sad. Clickin next,next.next on the little image thing is heartbreaking.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/09/03/russia.school/index.html

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 18:24:39 GMT

Two unrelated memories popped into my head yesterday involving two of my real life pals who have livejournals...and i thought to myself...hey i could do that lj cut thing where when i say ..so and so, i do the lj cut and enter their ljlinks...HAHAHA..i just really typed that..

ok so

here goes

Earlier in the day, I was thinking about my Riky Kitty who has been gone for several months and I was thinking about how I should have done more to find him, like put an add in the paper along with the flyers I put up and if I should put an ad in now that so much time has gone by....

This made me think about years ago when misspriddy and I found this really old fat beagle type dog crossing a semi populated street and picked him up. We looked to see if anyone was around who he belonged to but no one was in site. I took him home and ended up giving him to this Mexican family who didn't know much english that worked for my father.

Over a month later I believe, misspriddy's grandmother told her that some granny friend of hers saw an add in the paper where someone had placed an ad for that dog and said something like it was greatly missed. (not a recent ad) We didn't track the dog down, we had no idea where that ad was and what number to call and the dog was in a home that was like an hour away from where we lived at the time. I think back on it sometimes and think I should have done more...I know I should have. It's just one of those situations that you have in life where you wish you would have done something different. That poor old (super cute) dog probably lived with that family for years and had to spend it's last years?months?weeks?days? with a strange family. I hope he was loved.

Ok the next memory was a memory of something recently said that I think is kind of funny. dizzeeme recently took a picture of her face and used it as her icon...this picture was a close up (really close), she took it off saying "i just took it off, it was to closeup, it was an in yo face face"

haha..thought that was funny "in yo face, face"

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 22:54:50 GMT

I just drained the water from my ramen noodles and some fell out and went down the drain.

I would like to ask everyone if you could please have a moment of silence in memory of the lost noodles.

Thank you.

Why Cindy, why?

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 12:06:00 GMT

Ms crawford decides to wear fur after all...grrrr

http://www.furisdead.com/crawford.html